Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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