Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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