how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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