he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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