Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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