Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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