to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I can feel your judgement through the phone
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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