There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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