so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize