Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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