So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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