"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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