so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I stole a fireplace last night.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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