I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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