pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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