Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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