i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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