I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
