yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize