idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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