I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
