NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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