ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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