If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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