she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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