Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i dont even know how to be here
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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