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• (315): View more from New York

  So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in

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• (530): View more from California

  my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.

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• (707): View more from California

  After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you

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• (559): View more from California

  Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.

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• (845): View more from New York

  i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court

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