I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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