you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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