Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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