I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
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you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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