wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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