PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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