No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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