I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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