So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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