You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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