we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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