so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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