Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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