For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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