idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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