I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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