is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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