there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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