Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Sext me about skeletons
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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