How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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