belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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