ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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