Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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