Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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