honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
oh yeah. preciate
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.