why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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