So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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