Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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