you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm too high and old for this...
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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