hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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