While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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