I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Pants are for mortals
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
