i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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