she woke up with a sticky ear
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Randomize
